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Help me, Obi-Wan!


First of all, thank Castiel that I'm going to the Wings game tonight   I need some serious beerage and my boys to make up for this fucktacular day.  We're playing the Stars.  *waves to psychoactivtoad *




Second:

Dear Big Boss;

FUCKING CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For serious, when I'm trying to give you the explanation that YOU asked for, please do NOT cut me off midsentence and then talk to me like I have the IQ of a box of hair. 

Also?  I have no idea what deals you've put together with the bank.   Therefore, I am unable to tell you just what the heck the bank is doing when they charge us some bizarre, off-market interest rate or only charge us for 27.35 days instead of 31.  Call your crony at BoA and jabber at him. 

Irately Yours,
Raputathebuta

*****

Dear Bank of America;

FUCKING CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please stop changing the account numbers on our loans without telling us.  Please do not get pissy in your email to my co-irker about said changes when she asks you for clarification.  We have no knowledge of these strange new numbers that appear out of nowhere and since you'e been doing such a bang-up job helping us so far, we're going to investigate said strange numbers! 

Also?  Is it at all possible to send us those mortgage/line of credit invoices BEFORE the due date?  I totally understand that you all just took over LaSalle Bank, but really, if this is the way you conduct business, no thanks.  You could very well be the last bank on Earth and I'd start putting my personal money in my mattress rather than deal with you.

Violently Yours,
Raputathebuta

*side note: the one bank dude (M) we actually mostly deal with is freakin' AWESOME!  And cute.  *grin*

I salute you, sir.

Comments

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bananabehr
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
1. Enjoy the hockey game!!

2. PEOPLE!!!!! STOP FUCKING WITH RAP OR I WILL BE FORCED TO CUT YOUR BITCH ASS FACE!!!!

Kthxbai!

*smishes you*
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:20 am (UTC)
OMG! Please fly down/over here stat & hurt these mofos!!!!

*hugs*
bloggingchick
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Wow. Here's to hoping the Wings win. Have a beer on me, eh?
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:22 am (UTC)
W00T! Game was AWESOME! I will post a blog about it tomorrow night with all the gory details!
ames1010
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Forget work and enjoy the game tonight!!!!!

I'm going to the Pistons game next Saturday! :D
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:23 am (UTC)
As soon as I got home, work was forgotten!

Go Pistons!!!!!! I went to a game last year...I can't get over how much goes on at the Palace during the game!
psychoactivtoad
Jan. 8th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)
Have fun at the game that I'm sure my suckass team will lose. (But the icon still stands.)

What is the IQ of a box of hair? Is the IQ of a box of blond hair less than that of a box of brunette?
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:25 am (UTC)
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Your icon is full of shit)

Hmmm...I suppose it might depend on whether the said hair is dyed or not. The chemicals would probably cause more IQ points to drop, so a natural blond might be marginally smarter than a bottle-blond.

*no offense intended to either natural blonds or bottle-blonds*

Wings, FTW!!!!!!!
jaimsie
Jan. 8th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
What am I chopped liver?

Anyway it's not like we stand a chance anyway.
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:27 am (UTC)
OMG! Sorry, doll! I didn't even think about it! *is sheepish*
katysam
Jan. 9th, 2009 12:46 am (UTC)
Sorry you have to deal with such dodgy people at work. Hopefully tonight you'll be able to forget all about them because you're going to see the WINGS play! Enjoy the game! :)
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:28 am (UTC)
Yes, the game helped to alleviate my stress.

Too bad I have to go back tomorrow! *cries*

At least my boys won!!!!! W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frenchlady_ca
Jan. 9th, 2009 01:03 am (UTC)
Enjoy the game Rap!! Forget all about your day and work!people.
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:29 am (UTC)
Hi Frenchy! Work forgotten!

Unfortunately, tomorrow is another (work) day. GRRRR!

But my boys won, so there's always that to fall back on!!!!!
whimsywinx
Jan. 9th, 2009 01:18 am (UTC)
Enjoy the pretty and laugh maniacally as the Wings pommel the Stars.
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:30 am (UTC)
OMG...they totally stomped them!

It was a good night all around!
zofia27
Jan. 9th, 2009 02:13 am (UTC)
Wow. They suck. Enjoy the game though!!
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 05:39 am (UTC)
Yes. They do suck. So do the Stars. Err, ummm, I mean..GO WINGS! *grin*
zofia27
Jan. 10th, 2009 12:34 am (UTC)
LOL!!!
tariel22
Jan. 9th, 2009 07:00 am (UTC)
I'm sorry you had such a hellacious day at work! Love the rant, as always. :) Yay for your awesome boys, I'm sure that win was just for you! And let's not talk about my Sharks and how they decided to change things up a bit in Calgary, okay? *rolls eyes* Tomorrow is another game! TGIF! \o/
raputathebuta
Jan. 9th, 2009 02:03 pm (UTC)
Dude. WTF? Plus they let Boston jump ahead in the standings!!!! Well, only by 1 point. Your Sharkie-poos will get that back.

Hey! We're only 2 points behind you now! We're creeping up on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Friday!
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