August 6th, 2010

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Speedy von Lightspeed

He's fast.  He hits.  He's excellent on the PK.  #43 is back, folks.

Earlier this week, Detroit signed Darren Helm to a two-year contract.  HELLZ YEAH, BABY!!!!!  *flail* 

Helmer signed for $1.825 mil (at a cap hit of $912K per year).  Not too shabby.  With his speed, Darren is a blast to watch.  Opposing players look like they're skating through quicksand.  Also?  He's pretty damn cute.  *grin*  

I cannot watch this video enough.  Just look at how Danger makes the Hawks look like the Keystone Kops!


 


Oh yeah, we also signed some other dude.  Mordred?  Mordechai?  Oh...Modano.  Yeah, whatevs.  *snerk* 

Michigan native Mike Modano received a one-year contract for $1.25mil, but I'm rather "meh" about the whole thing.  We'll see what he brings to the table.

Of course, if this move causes us to lose Drew Miller, I'm going to be very, very pissed.